mixed up words i heard in the school lounge

I started smoking at sixteen.
It sucks to be short --
or my pipe?
This is how tall I am
I'm high nine

I did become a vegan when I was thirteen
so that definitely stunted my growth.

Almost five in the morning, I need
a true smoker in here who can
tell me something.

No smoking on my side...
I've had enough problems with health.

Going once
like a pot plant
and what kind they are.

I'm back
The poor little puppy who wandered into
my yard was crying --
there are so many strains of pot
it would be hard to know.