Don't be surprised
if
just before the next elections
George W. Borg declares
a state of
National Emergency
& cancels them. The
official reason will be that
same-sex marriages
are an act of terrorism
designed to overthrow the country
through the uncontrolled
number of uncontrollable un-
American children
that will eventuate
from them. The Truthful T-Shirt Company
has already gone on
counterattack, announcing
a plan to launch their
Why No Elections? range. Messages will include:
Arnie is an Alien
& will never
be President
while I'm in charge
Dick Cheney doesn't want
to have to give
the money back
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