buy canned goods before elves shift poles to the east and dance wildly

work hard for war placing hands on tables like ripe seeds

sell yourself for a cup of soup and a ticket to algiers on the late flight

ask creation to flow back into the gates before the town falls apart

become a falconer and spit on fire throwers near flowers

deliver a letter to the president dated 8/15/07 and chuckle

donate your heart to science or the next best offer above zero

delve into fountains screaming at the gods

ask martin espaldino for an anal injection

pray that the rains will gently cleanse your conscience