As/Is







6.20.2005


The Best Of 2005

The best cloud

The best typo

The best sigh

The best breeze

The best nap

The best blank look

The best Uh-Oh

The best anxious moment

The best I'm Starving

The best glassy stare

The best forgotten dream

The best missed subway train

The best gritty sweat

The best loud sneeze

The best I'm Not Going

The best disappointed look

The best insulting implication

The best surprised look of comprehension

The best eye-to-eye contact

The best inscrutable comment

The best disorganized desktop

The best pen out of ink

The best ink stain near your shirt pocket

The best folded corner of a library book

The best library late fine

The best missing paperback

The best lost small white towel

The best series of annoying questions in the elevator

The best insect bite

The best series of jet screams over your apartment house

The best leftovers

The best moment of not finding a radio station

The best boring moment on television

The best nonchalant attitude

The best failure to express any appreciation

The best testosterone laden tirade

The best fizzed out root beer

The best incomprehensible explanation

The best episode of exasperation

The best procrastinated decision

The best unsupportive attitude

The best failed effort to tie your tie

The best garbage smells

The best It's Awful Noisy Isn't It

The best insomniac sunrise

The best organized pile of underwear in the closet

The best stack of unread magazines

The best exact time

The best average cup of coffee

The best lack of interest in sports

The best Have A Nice Day

The best interruption when not listening

The best greeting card signature

The best lack of categories

The best I Don't Get It

The best I Don't Like It

The best moment when the hot water goes cold

The best dressed wrong for the weather

The best turning on the light

The best turning off the light

The best broken electric outlet

The best almost empty bottle of white-out

The best empty soy milk container

The best hairbrush with lots of hair in it

The best over filled dishwasher

The best wallet with paper money in it

The best full waste paper basket

The best unopened bottle of mouth wash

The best chair with a shirt lying on it

The best plant touching the floor

The best sneakers not put away

The best couch with no one sitting on it

The best turned off lamp

The best silent speakers

The best fan breeze

The best late day sunlight on the outside brick wall

The best drawer with a sleep mask and pills

The best newspaper lying open on a chair

The best closed window

The best clink of dishes in the kitchen

The best Do You Want To Have Dinner Now

The best leaning back in your chair and thinking

The best satisfied smile to yourself

The best moment blankly staring at a white wall

The best Select All

The best clearing the throat

The best You Were Right, I Was Wrong

The best You Were Wrong, I Was Right

The best long hug

The best head scratch

The best deep breath

The best moment of uncertainty

The best big stretch

The best moment of relief due to kind words

The best change for a dollar

The best homeless person speech on the subway

The best blank moment staring at an ashtray