this night's upsetting bedwetting bullshit
i feel like a fool on my moodswing cackling back and forth
i'm a modest mouse come from hole all giggly-eyed
a man last night said that he could teach me how
she looked at me smirking miniskirted oh well
i can't make out the porn through the wrong end of the telescope
and the poodle clouds make me wanna puke
and some weird wayback friend's
being gossiped about i'd imagine somewhere
at some tavern flashing digi cameras