Even as a little girl, she got beat down. There was something wrong with her brains. She couldn't relate to people. Cheltenham guys noticed how adorably doll-like she was (lookin real good, like Natalie Wood), but she wouldn't date anyone. She died a mysterious social drowning death. She got older and became a Tennessee Williams heroine-as-Jewess. I'm telling you this because I nailed her, dude. I got her to give me a blowjob.
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O rabbi, she wants to tell him, I can't get a buzz from talking about my investments anymore. We're just not doing good business, and my joint holdings are making me nervous. She's both kidding and not kidding. The rabbi says, "we are Jews in a Gentile world." Outside, a squirrel gets run over on High School Road, and a driver laughs.
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What he told them, apparently, is that he wants to write a treatise about sexual deviance in Cheltenham- he thinks the PTA are all queer, and the superintendant is a raging sodomite. It's a dinner party- everyone laughs. They've even got champagne. The problem is, one of the men is a secret sodomite. If they'll just excuse him, he's going to jerk off in the bathroom. He's got the tissues ready, for laugh-riots like this.
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