As/Is







4.10.2009


Edward's Eye

Silhouette to crawl over the sick government labia, new physics, another molten to animate is a teenage Jericho--this poor. I foreign inflections. the usual side effects (some nifty sacred porn falls the night)--Shrunken fingers--It's a suddenly face I can't go to lick fiction, every possibility legion with pulp what swanky leather boots spinning breasts--then control, the sweating pores of angels by my Karl Marx of consciouness, like flapping wings, only I can see how sunshine the echo-chamber really is--quality of the hour or the corporation?--my aches. have the power to shatter that which cannot be wiggling--Episteme rhymes with emote another nubile warped my sense of reality forever smoke and magnificent, of shrink with the passage this suicide cigars and white, or does the mind really subway beneath emaciated synapse, the ghetto hurled at my face?--needed a name for a brother, television means destiny is into lavender models of rich and tongues at once. I








4.09.2009


couldn't you be a little more funny and superficial?

10 results of 244000, Thursday, April 9, 2009, 3:16:11 pm EDT

Little
more Brit
slang never hurt

anyone. ... What
you meant
to

say
was,
Stallion you're

a funny fucker.
See, fucker
and

dick,
... I
wish all pictures


could
be that funny.

...
Celine Dion's
ears couldn't be

I think you
being dellusional
that

chicks are jealous
of Kim
is

funny.
..... If
that

red
suit covered
a little more

skin, it'd be
"Hey, Koolaid!"
....

She is a

'curvy'

girl,
who couldn't
really be qualified

Caring for goldfish,
for example,
takes

a
little bit
more maintenance than

taking
... So
fun

that I couldn't
stop looking
at

him
while we
were walking. ...

He
probably thought
I

was
a doofus
but I still

think
it is
so stupid that

it's
funny. ...
DIDN"T

YOU KNOW? Even
princesses like
the

Superficial Plaza Chick

face

Couldn't they pin
the shirt
tails

in
or something,
or make a

one-piece
type
costume? ...

It
even made
me like that

random
azz song
a little more.

...
but
wouldn't that

have been funny
as hell
though?

lol Weren't you
glad it
was

Enjoy - or
don't, it's
up

to
you, you
delicate little fragile

flowers
who ...
and

he laughs so
hard that
you

can feel the
funny -
even

his eyes go
all wild!


.... The
woman in
question

boasts,
"You couldn't
get more Australian

than
me.
... I've

just
purchased a
load of overpriced,

superficial consumer goods
that I


Yup, you couldn't
make this
stuff

up.
.... Objectively,
OOXML has had

a
more
thorough review

that many drafts
get, ....
but

judging a standard
process


without considering these
issues is
utterly

In
Benji Madden
there was a

birthday party and
Paris boobs
couldn?t

have missed
that.
...

Victoria
Bechkam was
photographed yesterday with

her little son
while


her
adorable ...
What you?ll see

is an animated
Britney dancing
singing

and
fighting. ...
Isla

Fisher?s Funny Dress
From ?Confessions
of

Perhaps
the show
is like her

hair;
it just
needs to flop

a
little until
it picks

... Its
funny, my
coworker

and I were
remembering how
great

Alias was when
... I



agree with
you Mo. Katee

Sackoff & Miguel
Ferrer were
the

best parts of
this


show.
... On
my best day

of bartending, still
couldn't pay
for

But
my all
means if you

like
things that
don't make sense,

check...more
Some of
the

poems make ...
The superficial
layer

of
this book
is forgettable, nothing

altogether
special, ...
Tao's

poems are funny
and faintly
sad

and
entirely true,
even

the
ones that
seem to be

about
things that
couldn't possibly happen.

I would say
that women
are

more incidentally funny,
whereas men
(and

gay
women?
... couldn't

have
a little
fun then they

just
weren't pulling
their weight. ...


I
always thought that

if women were
attracted to
something








4.04.2009


Apparition Poem #534 (adam fieled)

Oh, she was really cute,
but she just doesn’t get
it. I mean, she has these
perfect little blue eyes,
and our feet were almost
touching, but she kept
talking about other girls.
It didn’t help that I had
to hear her whole stupid
life story about growing
up in fucking Reading.
Now she wants to open
up a shop with sex toys
and a café. I mean, that’s
fine, but it was all about
her, I couldn’t get a word
in edgewise, and now I
can’t go into the bar where
she works because I sort
of don’t want to see her.
But I’m still attracted to
her too. I swear to God,
all these fucking hick girls
come to the city and they
can’t handle it. I wanted
to tell her, listen, sister,
don’t mess around with
a girl that’s been around.
You’re cute but I could
fuck you over if I wanted
to. I’ve got skills that you
don’t. What’s the point?
She’ll learn soon enough.








4.01.2009


lambast jiggered stet-side

stultific lamentation almost
deeds the hut to gravity

familiar you encroach upon
the capstone turret flounderly

amounting to new mauve again
repeating twelve-tone rib-eye

to the tawdry crowd yet magnified
from temple stretch to grapevine scapules

north of overcoat with rides
unbidden and repair long soot

stalwart brave nostalgia offers
homonyms cavorting with nested meaning

far from slim and close to plump
performing wheelies where new mornings

flub their precast drama
where mere hills receive them humanly

at frequencies despair would own post-pilfer
where regional forgiveness duplicates old code